So I’m stuck on a desert island for a little while.
MAGPIE’S DESERT ISLAND SURVIVAL SONG #3
Dear peeled-bark diary,
I’m embracing island life and loving it. I’m singing along to a killer Disney song at the top of my lungs, and getting used to my new diet. Slimy, yet satisfying. And full of protein!
I may have hallucinated that Timon and Pumbaa were chilling with me on the beach, but it shouldn’t be long now.